PLEASE DO NOT BID ON THIS IT IS NOT AN AUCTION I JUST NEED SOME HELP....PLEASE HELP ME FIND MR SURPRISE PARCELS WHO CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS A GARDEN GNOME!!!!!!!
I have lost my other half and with the help of this profile I am hoping that someone can track him down for me......
There are quite a few marks that show due to wear and tear and although he looks like an earlier model he tests as 1948..
Up until he went missing yesterday he could usually found sitting by my fish pond with his fishing rod in his hand. He has gone walkabouts before but I usually find him in someone else`s garden trying to seduce fish that do not belong to him.
His fishing rod is his definate special feature which is long and straight and only gets smaller when it is cold and frosty (could never quite work out why!!!!). He does speak at times, especially when he has an opinion but beware once he starts he continues for ages, does not appreciate being interrupted and has no on/off switch. Another favourite place of his is in front of the TV. He always has to have full command of the romote control though otherwise he will throw a tantrum...
He has to be fed three times a day .. and cannot be called until it is fully prepared and ready to eat...
The first photo is of Mr surprise Parcels and the rest are where he has been spotted over the last 24 hours. Also if you find this house dumped somewhere it will be a sure thing that he is around somewhere.
The thought had crossed my mind that he may have been kidnapped..but I need help to establish that.
If you find him please send him back ..e-mail me ..I can be contacted by looking on the left hand column and selecting ask Seller a Question.
He will probably cost a lot to send him back via the Royal Mail because if he has been seducing other people`s fish or watching late night TV
his fishing rod is hard to bend..if on the other hand it is cold and frosty then you can probably send him back in a jiffy bag.
If you come near him please approach carefully as his name says it all.... Mr Surprise Parcels and he lives up to his name
6/23/2008 2:06 PM (GMT - 0)