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Birds of a feather flock together and **** on your car. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. A penny saved is a government oversight. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.He who hesitates is probably right. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ' XL.' If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt Have you ever noticed that when you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs?'
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra. You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. First you forget names. Then you forget the faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down. Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.Lord! Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth...AMEN..!!
Dennis
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books:Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
...but do it first!
revenge is a dish best served cold
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting holy cow what a ride!
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose......
But you can't pick your friends nose ..........
If I have a problem
I also have the answer
there are 10 types of peeps on this forum - those who understand binary and those who don't
Dont be too quick to take offence
If it wont be a problem next year it isnt worth worrying about now
It's better to switch the kettle ON than to have no cuppa!
Byuksman:It's better to switch the kettle ON than to have no cuppa!
Before you put the kettle on - make sure it goes with your shoes